Things that pissed me off this week.

(#1) Bitches who drink coffee at school. You carrying your Gloria Jeans around in the mornings sipping it while you chat to you friends, thinking you’re all cosmopolitian and shit. Fuck you. You are still fucked up adolescents with little intelligence and behave like fucking unsophisticated animals. Stop watching the OC and House get some fucking sleeep, cunts.

(#2) People who read the horoscopes. Specifically the chicks who steal my paper off me to read the almanac in Legal. (Why does a paper like The Age whose audience is supposedly more intelligent than the Hun still publish this crap daily?) The fact that you do Methods and General Maths and believe your sex live can be influenced the alignment of Jupiter with Venus, and not by how hot you are, defies belief. You should be shot.